Dustin's scribe notes 3-26

First of all, count how many times Mrs. Gill steps back and takes a deep breath and says, “Yeah” while in class today.

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Spring break’s tomorrow.  Your mom’s your dad and your dad’s YOUR MOM.  Circle Desk Swag#nosocks.  Dan is so fudging hilarious#skater#don’tforgetaboutjohnny.  My boss at Clancy’s has really been riding me lately.  Good thing I don’t have to worry about that kind of stuff ‘cause I’m in English clazz!!

Pinterest(Pin-toor-est)- the word that Mrs. Gill can’t pronounce.

            Paper turn in time#No.  What’s the deal with airplane food?  Same Document.  Different Page.  Clock’s not working. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?  Nice pink blouse. 

3/26/13

            Dear Johnny,

Straight up now tell me, do you really want to love me forever?

            From Dan

Sam is gone, taking a test.  I still have his pant and belt. Swat away Emma’s hand. 

Scribe Notes- I feel like everyone tries to be funny and most of them are. Are Dustin’s Scribe Notes funny?

“My Mom” – Emma Newberry (no phone)

“C-h-a-n-g-e-s”- Mrs. Gill

Paper pass out time.  I am a fly on the wall right now. “Get something out to write with.”  “I’ll write with my blood” (to Mama G)- Taylor Miller

“Ha Ha. I told her I’d write with my blood” (to Emma) - T Mill

Source + text = sex

Don’t sext while driving.

DUSTIN’S YELLING#allcaps

Mrs. Gill is getting offended. Let’s watch!  We stalk the wild Female Mexican White Gill as she loves her offspring and former environment more than anything else.  She leaves the nest to talk to her male offspring.  Because of his beautiful colors and full fur, he attracts all the females, but he walks like an Outrage. 

Kyle strokes his hair.

How many colors are on Arika’s shoes?

Answer and get back to me by Friday.

“Training is everything.”

I can’t get over that blouse.  Legs covered by her shirt. Witch shoes. Aged hair.  Her hands have a mind of their own.

2:44 PM

2:45 PM

Sass master

“Taylor’s being a sass master”- The Other Miller

Are they related?  WHERE?IS?HANZ?  Dan always knows what’s going on. Mrs. Gill, next year you should try “Class Libs.” Take a sophomore’s essay or story and take some words out of one of the paragraphs and one student a day gets to add in other words without reading the paragraph.

Swish and (Chick) Flick

Dear Mrs. McMullen- Hellwig,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice our teenage years for whatever it is we’re doing. What we are doing is important, but we think you're crazy to make us follow your rules to separate the good from the bad. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is ... a brain...an athlete...a basket case...a princess...and a criminal...

Sincerely yours, the Class of 2014